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Hey i'm Alexie and this is my personal blog

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oreimo:

asian:

so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said  ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao

So I’m takin a shower rn n I’m shampooing my hair n I see a spider on the wall and I’m like “f*uck no u gotta go” so I get some water in my mouth right n I spray the fuc*k outta it n it looks all dead n smushed up on the wall so I start rinsing my hair thinkin I’m safe but when I open my eyes…. This bxtch is crawlin up the got dam wall again!!!! Now I’m like ‘u definitely gon die now b*inch” n I get some more water in my mouth n this time I getted all close to make sure I kill it but then ie jumps at me!!!! I swear to god I could see the fangs DRIPPING w/venom n I was scared the f***UCK out my mind and I step back n slipped on tha water n I brokeded my leg n black out.. Now I gotta blog from this stupid hospital for 2 weeks ugh FML I H8 my life!!!!!! True story btw just like urs

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

libutron:

Acacia leaf beetle - Calomela parilis

This colorful beetle is scientifically named Calomela parilis (Coleoptera - Chrysomelidae), an Australian species of green leaf beetle with pitted metallic elytra. This species is most often found on Black Wattle (Acacia mearnsii).

Photo credit: ©Matin L. | Locality: Mt. Lofty, Victoria, Australia (2014)

caring about shoes is the worst thing to ever happen to me and my wallet